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Tam's kitty litter
Created on 2002-06-30 03:46:17 (#612572), last updated 2009-07-09
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| WARNING: This journal may be hazardous to your health ... |
| Welcome to Tamgerineland Do you like stuff? I like stuff. Also? My cat's breath smells like cat food. So, what do you fucking want to know about me? ☆ I'm 27 ☆ I'm a Sagittarian (and if you believe in the 13th Zodiac Sign Ophicius, I actually fall into that one) ☆ I'm a short-ass (but not so short that I can't make fun of midgets wearing pirate shirts) ☆ I have really big tits (until I pay a few thousand dollars for surgeons to cut them off) ☆ I have whatever hair colour came out of the box recently ☆ I'm a motherfucking MS Excel guru (if I work with you, and you piss me off, I'm so going to fuck with your personal.xls file) ☆ I have a mind filthier than Paris Hilton's vag rolling around in a mud patch on a hot day ☆ I swear like a fucking sailor suffering from Tourette's (piss out of my arse donkey-raping shit eater) ☆ I love cats - seriously, they fucking win at life ☆ I'm getting married this year to an absolutely amazing guy (squeeeeee) ☆ Oh yeah, I say "squeeeee" a lot ☆ I think that farts are funny ☆ I really like cheese ☆ I am lactose intolerant ☆ Adding the last two together, my bowels recently handed in their resignation ☆ But they were forced to come back for $2 p/h because the economy sucks so much right now ☆ I live in Melbourne, Australia and it is the best fucking city in Australia (and spend a lot of time in Brisbane, second best fucking city in Australia) ☆ Because Sydney sucks (and everywhere else is just second-rate - sorry to say) ☆ I would totally wear a Snuggie without shame (because I *HAVE* no shame!) ☆ If you pass out while getting drunk with me, I'll probably draw a penis on your face |
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 | Good morning! Communities I moderate/maintain ![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/community.gif){kind=small} twilitersThis is one corner of the Twilight fandom NOT associated with epic fail. We laugh at the fandom in general, ourselves, and most importantly - the epic lulz that Twilight itself brings. bitcheryOff-topic for the epic fucking WIN. harry_potter(Entry moderation, assist with moderating entries during busy periods) - AND HALF BLOOD PRINCE IS COMING SOON, AVADA KEDAVRA BITCHES! zomg squeeeee  LINK LINK CODE |
Oh, and no offense, but if you are a random journal and you friend me (and you look like a hacker/spambot) - you will get the ban_set. Especially if you are Russian - a few bad Ruskis spoiled the batch, so message me first and ask to be friends if your journal might look dodge to others (like if you're brand new). If you *are* a dodgy cunt, FUCK YOU AND I HOPE YOU LIKE MY FUCKING SHARK TANK.
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